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Presenting The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator. Paste in an email, and look at the result.

Dear black smokers,
I want to tell you how much I like your blog. It is interesting and has good content. It is my favorite web site now. Thanks.

Turns into:

D3AR BLAK SMOKERS
I WANT 2 TAL U HOW MUCH I LIEK UR BLOG11!!11 WTF IT IS INT3RESTNG AND HAS GOD CONTENT1!1!1 OMG LOL IT IS MAH FAVORIET WEB SIET NOW!11!!11! OMG WTF THX!!!1!!1 WTF LOL

MAZNG WT MARV3LS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY CAN DO HUH?!!??! OMG LOL