On Chinese Space Flight

Congratulations to the Chinese for safely getting a man into space and back.

Now, on a humorous note, I present,

Worst-Case Scenario Theatre!

Narrator: It is the worst thing that can happen. As the Taikonaut reenters the atmosphere, his heat shield begins to burn up. Resigned to his unfortunate fate, he looks at the label on the shield to see if he can figure out why it's burning up.

Secret Taikonaut: Let's see... Made.... in..... China! MADE IN CHINA?!?! Dang cheap manufacturing! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

The End

Ta-da! Of course, we're all glad it didn't happen that way.