A little university rivalry...

To appease the god of Oversensitivity:

This is all meant in good fun. I honestly do not believe that all UT-goers...ahem...t.u.-goers are this stupid.

And no, I don't plan on suing anybody for real.

There were three Longhorns huddled around each other at a local bar.  All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, "Yeah, 45! 45!"  The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45?  What are you guys so excited about?"  One of the Longhorns speaks up, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle.  The box said 2 to 3 years and we did it in 45 days!"

Ta-da! Typical joke, but with a new, improved, tangy twist!