Funny .sig

I browse a lot of forums in my plentiful spare time, and people who post often have some type of signature (sig, .sig, whatever). Here's one that I thought was especially funny (but then again, people have always said I have an odd sense of humor [and sometimes even a lack thereof]):

I have uncovered the very fabric of the universe -- it appears to be a kind of gingham tweed with a cross cable stitch.