Dear Laurel,

If I were a cannibal, I'd eat me too!

(Licking my chops),
Seth

P.S. Sorry about being hostile, but I'd heard people being called carnivores one too many times. And your diction wasn't the issue; the issue was word choice. The only reason you would use the word "carnivore" in that context is if you were used to describing non-vegetarians like that in real life.

Also, the reason that my first response looked eloquent or whatever is because I wanted to spend some time thinking about it and try not to make it too offensive. Obviously, that didn't happen.