I think, actually, that I should put a warning at the top of our web page that says something to the effect of:

"Attention: if you are looking for a factual site that refers to hydrothermal vents, you have reached this site in error. We reccommend you visit a real web site about black smokers. If you reached this site looking for "ugly smokers," we're sorry, but there's nothing more that we can do for you. You are doomed. Doomed. DOOMED. DOOMED!! DOOOOOMED!!!!!!"

But maybe that's a bit excessive.